I'll keep this short because the movie The Bling Ring has stolen enough of my life and I don't want to contribute any more precious time to it than I absolutely have to. Based on a true story usually means there's enough substance to keep you interested but in this case even that failed. The story follows a number of spoiled Hollywood brats who discover that Hollywood celebrities are quite a dull crowd and can't even lock their doors when they're away, never mind have a house alarm installed (Orlando Bloom being the exception but he is a Brit after all).